Incidents and Accidents

May 31

Apr 16

Impressive Resume of the Day: Dear companies: Please hire this man for every position.

Sincerely, Awesome.

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Jun 29

What was the last book you read?

I’ve been working on “Wuthering Heights” for about 5 months now. I’m finally making progress, though.

Ask me anything

If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?

I don’t think I could choose just one song. I can tell you the songs I’ve listened to on repeat recently have been “Again, Again” by Lady Gaga, “Bloodbuzz Ohio” by the National “Little Lyin’ Man” by Mumford & Sons and “Ridin’ in my Car” by She & Him. Oh, and I’ve re-discovered “The Last Song” by All-American Rejects.

Yeah, I’m going to pass on choosing one song. I had a friend one time who killed a lot of songs for me by playing one song on repeat for months…

Ask me anything

Have you ever been fired? If so, why?

This is a complicated question. Yes, I was “let go” but I’m not sure you can say I was “fired.” It was at a restaurant in and I wasn’t given a reason for being terminated, although I suppose the new manager could’ve had a reason. Either way, it was just a restaurant and he let go a bunch of other people before me because he wanted to work with his friends. So I suppose that’s the case there. I was also “let go” once because my job was being replaced by an intern who would work for free.

So short answer: no, I have never been fired.

Ask me anything

Jun 06

tandyq:

Jack didn’t understand the ending.

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Jun 04

thedailywhat:

This Looks Shopped of the Day: Obligatory.

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“The writer must be in it; he can’t be to one side of it, ever. He has to be endangered by it. His own attitudes have to be tested in it. The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always.” — Arthur Miller

May 30

ryansun:

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I love local news.

May 29

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